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An Awesome Book!


I was at the book store and I picked up a book with this title:

Zobmondo!!  Would you rather…?  The outrageous book of bizarre choices

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I didnt copy the questions that it asked, but I took some quotes and stories it had, I didnt get to read the whole book  but it was interesting.

So all of the following things are going to be from the book:

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A Classroom Joke

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: George!

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What do most people do on a date?

“Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.”

Lynette, age 8

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“I was so drunk last night, I fell down and missed the floor.”

– Dean Martin

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On April 29, 1970, Mrs. Miriam Hargrawe crashed through a set of red lights and failed her drivers test for the 39th time. She vowed to try again in four months.

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“Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

– George Carlin

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A man from Maine heads to Florida for a weekend trip; his wife is coming to meet him the next day. He gets to his room, sets up his laptop computer, and sends her a short e-mail to let her know he has arrived. Unfortunately, he makes a typo in the address and his note is sent to the  elderly wife of a minister who just died. When the grieving widow checks her e-mail later that day, she lets out a scream and falls to the floor. Her children come rushing in to find the following on her screen:

Dearest Wife,

I have just arrived. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you.

Your Loving Husband

P.S.: It sure is hot down here!

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A group of mice is called a nest. A group of frogs is called an army.

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Failure does not require giving up, but requires persistence and determination.

Thomas Edison tried 10,000 times to make a battery and said “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won”t work”

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I say this book is awesome just because the questions make you think and the little things after the question, are kind of funny/entertaining/ informational.

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