Some Jokes :)
Q: What question can you never answer yes to?
A: Are you asleep?
Q: What’s taken before you get it?
A: Your picture.
Q: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: It’s ‘b’ , because it makes oil boil!
Q: Why is the island like the letter ‘t’?
A: Because it’s in the middle of water.
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbours wake up!
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve: 2nd of Janurary, 2nd of February, 2nd of March, 2nd of April, 2nd of May, 2nd of June, 2nd of July, 2nd of August, 2nd of September, 2nd of October, 2nd of November, 2nd of December.
That’s all I have, these jokes were taken from a kids joke book 🙂
Q stands for question and
A stands for answer