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Conversation with a Baby


Prank your friends with a phone baby and get them talking about teen pregnancy. Text back 6 friends #s and we’ll send them one. Wanna try it? Text KID

Me: KID

Alright, get some sleep, your phone baby will let you know tomorrow morning when it needs you. It will text you tomorrow over a 12 hour period. Good luck!

WAHH. Oh good, you’re up! I haven’t eaten for like 3 hours… in baby time that’s like a week. Bring me breakfast?

Me: Feeds baby milk

Nom nom nom

Me: Burps baby

What you’re saying is interesting and all, but I’d just rather play with my belly button.

Me: Changes diaper

I know you’re running late bu- GRRGLEBARFFFF. Oops, sorry about your shirt. Rappers spit rhymes, I spit up.

Me: Gives you bath

All this talking is wearing me out. Let’s play the quiet game.

Don’t blame that smell on me! You know what they say, whoever smelt it dealt it…oh wait no; sorry that is me.

Me: Changes diaper

Me: Gives bath

So fresh and so clean clean

Shhhhhhh I’m getting sleepy. Nap time.

Me: sings lullaby

WAH. WAHH. WAHHH. I don’t know how to tell you what I need, so I’m just going to keep screaming until you figure it out. WAHHHHHH. Your move, Sherlock.

Me: Hugs

All this talking is wearing me out. Let’s play the quiet game.

Me: 😦

Ever try wrestling an ostrich? That’s sort of what changing me is like. Limbs eeevverywhere. And I’m oddly slippery.

Me: Change diaper

Thanks! When you smell better, you feel better

Me: Smiles

What you’re saying is interesting and all, but I’d just rather play with my belly button.

Me: I love you

School’s out! I missed you today. Come home and feed and change me so we can playyy! I think I’m starting to get good at this peek-a-boo thing.

Me: changes you

Me: feeds you

Meh I’m sorta done listening, I’d rather just play with my feet.

Me: Are you growing?

Oh, sorry. You thought I could hold it until you got the new diaper on? My B. Cleanup on aisle me!

Me: gives you bath

All this talking is wearing me out. Let’s play the quiet game.

Me: No

Hehe I know it’s predictable, but that face you make gets me everytime. Do it again! Do it again! Send me a picture so I can remember it forever!

FLARP. Was that a poop or a fart? One way to find out!

Me: Change diaper

So fresh and so clean clean

Me: 🙂

Shhhhhhh I’m getting sleepy. Nap time.

Are you suuure you have to study for your chem test? When I don’t get enough attention, I explode. Sometimes literally.

Me: Hugs

Shhhhhhh I’m getting sleep. Nap time.

You finished the day! Want info on preventing pregnancy?  Txt WAIT for waiting tips, SAFE for safe sex tips, RIGHTS for health rights, or PARENT for teen parents

Talking to friends and fam about pregnancy make it less likely to happen. Start the convo: text 5 friends’ #s to put a baby in their phone (+ enter to win 3K)

Me: WAIT

Me: SAFE

If you can’t talk openly with your parents about practicing safe sex, it’s a good idea to find another adult you trust. Text SAFE for more tips.

You look pretty beat and I’m starting to get sleepy. Sing me a lullaby and put me to bed?

Learn more about the various contraceptive methods & how to access them, should you ever change your mind. Text WAIT for more tips.

There are nearly 50 different brands of birth control pills. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: SAFE

Me: SAFE

You can still get pregnant if you have sex while you’re on your period. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: SAFE

Condoms are sold at pretty much every drugstore and grocery store. They are often free at family planning or STD clinics. Text SAFE for more tips,

Me: WAIT

Abstinence is the only 100% surefire way to prevent pregnancy. Text WAIT for more.

Me: WAIT

Abstinence means that you are not having sexual intercourse. Text WAIT for more info, or SAFE, RIGHTS, or PARENT

Me: SAFE

When used correctly, condoms are 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: PARENT

A lot of orgs help pregnant teens w/ info, prenatal care, etc. Start by looking local Department of Health/ Department of Human Services.  Text PARENT for more.

Me: RIGHTS

26 states and the District of Colombia allow all minors (12 and older) to consent to contraceptive services. Text RIGHTS for more tips.

Me: RIGHTS

For example, all 50 states allow minors to consent to STI services without parental permission. Text RIGHTS for more tips.

Me: RIGHTS

All states have different laws in terms of receiving sexual health services. Text RIGHTS for more tips.

Me: PARENT

The US government offers nutrition and health help to moms who need it through its WIC (Women, Infants, and Children) program. Text PARENT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

Embrace the awkward. Tell ur bf or gf that you know it’s not easy to talk about, but it’s been on your mind. Chances are, they feel the same.  Text WAIT for more.

Me: WAIT

You don’t have to be a virgin to be abstinent, you can choose to abstain at any time. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: PARENT

If you think you might be pregnant, you should get a pregnancy test right way to find out for sure. Text PARENT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

Plan in advance how you will say “no” to sexual activities. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: SAFE

Types of contraceptives: Abstinence, male/female condom, the pill, the shot, the patch, the ring, diaphragm, cervical cap, IUD & implant. Text SAFE for more.

Me: RIGHTS

26 states and the District of Columbia allow all minors (12 and older) to consent to contraceptive services. Text RIGHTS for more tips.

Me: PARENT

A lot of orgs help pregnant teens w/ info, prenatal care, etc. Start by looking local Department of Health/ Department of Human Services. Text PARENT for more.

Me: SAFE

A sexually active teen who doesn’t use contraception has a 90% chance of becoming pregnant within a year. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: PARENT

A lot of orgs help pregnant teens w/ info, prenatal care, etc. Start by looking local Department of Health/ Department of Human Services. Text PARENT for more.

Me: PARENT

If you think you might be pregnant, you should get a pregnancy test right away to find out for sure. Text  PARENT for more tips.

Me: PARENT

The US government offers nutrition and health help to moms who need it through its WIC (Women, Infants and Children) program. Text PARENT for more tips.

Me: PARENT

If you think you might be pregnant, you should get a pregnancy test right away to find out for sure. Text PARENT for more tips.

Me: SAFE

Condoms are sold at pretty much every drugstore and grocery store. They are often free at family planning or STD clinics. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: WAIT

You always have the choice to decide to hold off from having sex (in or outside a relationship). Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

More than one half of high school teens have not had sex. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

It helps to be honest with the person you’re dating early on that you plan to be abstinent. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: RIGHTS

All states have different laws in terms of receiving sexual health services. Text RIGHTS for more tips.

Me: WAIT

Plan in advance how you will say “no” to sexual activities. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

You don’t have to be a virgin to be abstinent, you can choose to abstain at any time. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: WAIT

More than one half of high school teens have not had sex. Text WAIT for more tips.

Me: SAFE

There are nearly 50 different brands of birth control pills. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: SAFE

If you can’t talk openly with your parents about practicing safe sex, its a good idea to find another adult you trust. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: SAFE

If using condoms, always pick a lubricated condom, the lubrication can help prevent breakage. Text SAFE for more tips.

Me: SAFE

Condoms are sold at pretty much every drugstore and grocery store. They are often free at family planning or STD clinics. Text  SAFE fore more tips.

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